Jeweliet’s 2min Bio

Some brief context on my background:

I grew up in foster care until I was adopted at 6. A family tragedy had my out living alone by 16 years old, working in the kitchen of a retirement home. I was 5 months behind on rent, about to evicted, when I decided to Google “how to make money online” and then became a ‘freelance writer’.

I started with shit pay for translating articles from French to English, until the company I was working for sent me to France and I started to work my way up the marketing department.

Eventually, I bought a few small businesses myself, launched a few programs, and even founded a private equity firm in the US.

This turns out to just *sound* great, but was FAR from fulfilling. So, long story short…

One day I exited 99% of my projects and now I spend my time hosting events (see “events” page) and doing stand up comedy.

A Few Notable Projects

Check out some of the projects I’ve worked on over the last 5 years. Contact me here for partnership and other inquiries!

#WeRescueKids


Co-founded this nonprofit in 2020 with Perry Power. #WRK helps children affected by sexual abuse and trafficking by providing free mental health care to hundreds of kids, and (soon) safe homes.

Private Equity Fund

Founded a 506(b) Private Equity Fund that invests in natural medicine solutions and medtech. (This offering has closed in 2021, but you can learn more about it below)

Naturalis Wellness


Providing natural medicine solutions and products across the nation. It now has nationwide distributers and is on track to becoming a leading provider of natural supplements.


One of the largest selections of medical-grade CBD that ships freely across the United States. Acquired in 2021 as a portfolio natural medicine brand.

CBD Choice

100mph Coffee


Harvested from small organic farms only straight to your doorstep. Every order is roasted and shipped the same day.

The Wealth Map


Founded in 2020, The Wealth Map connects investors with private equity deals, and offers trainings and mentorship to those wanting to learn how to create additional income through investing.

Work With Me


I only get out of bed for three things these days: consulting on exciting investing projects, helping people find joy in life (comedy), and my charity project #WeRescueKids.

  • If you read my bio you’ll see most of my businesses I founded WITH a mentor of mine. Over the last 8 years I’ve mentored over 100 people 1on1 and consulted on over 50 large scale projects - mostly investing related.

    Schedule a free consult or email me to see if I can help you.

  • Creating events that leave your guests with a completely unique and unforgettable experience is how I built all of my success and made the most sales in a single day, for myself and for clients.

    I’ve planned over 50 ultra high end events from launch parties… to an event that sold an entire company for $75m.

    Must have an event budget of minimum $10k, and my team and I will provide the entire concept and organization. Fill out this form to see if you qualify.

  • I’m a regular performer at Zanies Comedy Club and available to booked for private events for a comedy set or event hosting.

    I am fully booked through June of 2024, so contact me here now to book your event this year.

    (See ‘event planning’ above if you need help planning your event).

  • Most new followers of mine have a hard time believing one can be so charing AND smart in business... So I’ll let you know my AT&T bill is available to be paid anytime.

Upcoming Events

  • Annual Entrepreneur Retreat

    August 24-27, 2024 in Cabo, MX

    Almost all self-help entrepreneur events make me want to pull my hair out…Which is why I’ve hosted an annual ALL INCLUSIVE Entrepreneur Retreat in Cabo for the last 6 years. We have a 80% return-attendee rate - that’s how much it doesn’t suck.

  • LIVE Sexy Cooking Class

    Every Wednesday @ 9pm EST.

    My weekly show where I tell you some much-needed advice, roast ridiculous things and people, and make mediocre food. It’s actually ‘kid-friendly’ if you can get over the amount of ‘fucks’ you’ll hear. Subscribe to my Instagram to tune in.

  • Stand Up Comedy

    Next Date & Location TBA

    I am usually in Nashville preforming at Zanies about 3x per month. As I book more shows across the states we will update them here.

    Subscribe to my newsletter to get FIRST notice of when tickets go on sale.

Shop My Art

I wouldn’t be a true entrepreneur if I didn’t tell you I also paint and create clothing. It’s my zen, and it apparently it doesn’t suck. 10% of the profits go straight to the charity I co-founded helping kids who have been sexually abused, by providing free mental health care and safe homes.